Mortified Mother

Here is my Facebook status from Friday, 11/19/10:

KS is a mortified mother. Had to pick G up from school early to make it home on time but had to swing by USM to do a presentation for predental students. G came with. I promised her something special if she sat quietly. She picked dinner out along with me. half way through it, she got up and came to the front of the room. I held her hand. She let go...

I turned back to see her standing there without a dress on. IN THE FRONT OF THE CLASS. She was quiet but holy crap. None of it mattered as we were late getting home anyway. STRESS...................

So dinner was pizza. frozen. The stressful day meal around here. Half way through dinner, G announces: "Mom, you shouldn't have made this. I had it for lunch. Same kind." Oh my head.

Then she said: "You should have checked the lunch calendar." Lunch Calendar? Where the HE-double hockey sticks do you think that thing is, honey? Get real.
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FYI - She had a shirt underneath as well as hot pink thick tights but still....