More quotes

K today:
"He runned and he threwed his hat off."  I think we have issues to address....

July 8, 2012:
The things I hear myself say:

"M___, what are you doing? "
Walking the dog.
"We don't have a dog. We have a brother. Stop walking your brother."

!?!?!?

July 8, 2012:
"MAMA!!!!  I have Diary." - Z as he's sitting on the toilet after complaining about a sick tummy.  You get the pictures.

July 2012:
Mom!  That water is very dry. I mean REALLY dry! - G

7/23/12:Z (as he is sitting on the toilet):  I love Jesus! 
me:  Great!  Are you going to love him forever?
Z:  Yes.
K:  You know Jesus will love you for ever - every day.

Z:  Yup.  The poop isn't coming out of my butt.  I think it is stuck in there for ever.

(OK son, I see that connection.  Yup.  The Holy and the throne.  Good.)

9/10/12:  Z - "I know how to run a 'puter.  Can you buy me a 'puter now Mama?" - after his first day of computer class in preschool.  Answer:  Let's start with vocabulary, son - It's a COM-Puter! :)