kid quotes

This morning as I was hugging Zade while lying on G's bed, I said "I Love You!"
Z: "That love thing crazy."

I told him that I was going to wash his butt because it was stinky (after he refused a bath and I didn't have time to argue before work). He furrowed his brow and said: "My butt stinky? Nooooooooooooo!" Then he bent over only wearing a polo shirt. I wasn't sure what he was doing. He stood back up and pronounced: "Ewww, My butt 'tinky. You wash it?" He'd bent over to smell his but (from the front)! This kid cracks me up.

I know, TMI...but this is my journal so that someday I'll write each of the kids a book with all of these funny and not so funny things.


G: I'd really like a Dollafin.